‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ by Jukebox the GhostI need a man who’ll take the chance on a love that burns hot enough to last …

‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ by Jukebox the Ghost
I need a man who’ll take the chance on a love that burns hot enough to last …

Sunday, September 28, 2014

I’m not sure what’s worse …

Finding a silvery, white hair on my head or a silvery, white hair on my shirt that has fallen off of my head.

Sundays were made for Butter Beer.

Sundays were made for Butter Beer.

"It’s never overreacting to ask for what you want and need."
Amy Poehler (via iwantandneedahug)
Saturday, September 27, 2014

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

Friday, September 26, 2014

I have to lead a “Lean In Circle” when I really want to film and go to Ben’s Chili Bowl with my AOGG peeps: An Autobiography

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

supremeruleroftheinternet:

I am not the lone Jewish NMTD fan. I thought I was alone and I just discovered that is not the case. I have fellow Yids among the flamangoes. YES! 

This makes me very happy. 

:::waving furiously:::: Helloooooooo out there. 

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and here’s a little Rosh Hashanah gift (because I’ve been dying to find someone who will appreciate this AND NOW I HAVE FOUND YOU): 

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L’shana tova, flamangoes!

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

I got a hole in my tights and the clear nail polish in my bag was the anti-nail biting kind and now everything tastes like death: An autobiography

 
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